How Do People Get Saved if They Are Not Permitted to Attend Our Church?
If an unsaved person thinks they can spend the whole year having fun at God’s expense and tiptoe into our Bible believing church on Easter Sunday morning thinking that everything is just a-ok with Jesus, they are in for a big surprise! If our Deacons don’t smack ‘em upside their hell bound heads, they’ll at least call the police and have them arrested for trespassing and trying to break an entering into God’s Holy House! Praise Jesus! Friends, You and I both know that modernism has crept into almost every single church in this country except for ours. We put our foot down in 1952 and said NO! to the foolish modern idea of allowing the enemies of the cross – the unsaved – to fellowship with us. It’s unbiblical, anti-Christian, and downright dangerous to allow unsaved people into God’s house. God doesn’t allow it in Heaven, and as it is in Heaven, SO BE IT ON EARTH! Amen!”
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Landoverbaptist is a well deserved parody of a fictitious church.
Ok, yes I know I’m totally evil for posting anything from this guy/site — but I can’t resist — it’s just too true for so many churches.
Think about it:
What would happen tomorrow morning at your church’s 11:00am service if your local wino/street person decided to attend? He walks in the door and manages to offend at least one little old lady by telling her that she, “Surrr is Purdy,” in his overly loud and slurred voice. He stumbles his way into the sanctuary and collapses in the tenth pew from the front where he begins to hum some old hymn in an out of tune manner. The service starts and he decides to move closer to the front. Half way there, he stumbles, falls face first in the aisle and passes out there for the remainder of the service — snoring loudly.
Ok, what’s the likelihood that the police would be called to remove him — thus adding another Drunk and Disorderly charge to his rap sheet?
Matt 25:40 “Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did it to one of these brothers of Mine, even the least of them, you did it to Me.”
I think he summarizes it best himself on a banner ad on the bottom of one of his pages where he states:
“The real Jesus forgives your jesus for being a greedy Republican warmonger.”
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