So can we all go back to profiling now???
Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn.
Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women’s breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.
After the failed genius of the underwear bomber who mostly lit his nuts on fire, I commented to a friend that the stupidity of strip searches, make-you-naked-body-scanners and other useless projects of the airline safety industry would only die when some wack-job finally blows something out of the air with an explosive boob-job and the public gets around to realizing that taking away your nail-clippers was nothing more then a sham of security.
Well, it looks like it’s about to happen — and, perhaps, with a butt job too…
Sooner or later, we just gotta admit that no matter how many strip searches we perform, how many people get fondled by security teams and how many naked body scans we perform, we are never gonna be able to get ahead of a terrorist who is unafraid to die and happy to have the mechanism for such sewn inside his/her body…
So, can we all grow up, admit that who people associate with matters, admit that we are gonna have to go back to good-ole-detective-work, start paying attention to who is hanging out with other radical nut cases and figure out who it is who has some insane ideology that would make them want to blow other people up in first place?
Oh, ya, never mind — that would be racist and religiously bigoted. On second though, hand over your nail-clippers sir – we’re certain you are gonna nibble the flight crew to death with them…
March 27th, 2010 at 7:35 am
“Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.” Sort of like this only different? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlWXMZ7RWlo
“MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.” What the rest of the sentence should have said …”giving new meaning to the term flaming hoop syndrome”
March 27th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Hi Kathy,
No kidding — I did some more reading and it looks like the would have to find a woman who is sub A-Cup and make her look like Pamela Anderson at her worst. (Would that even be possible?) Likely, they would also have to do a butt job on her as well if they expected to do more then just hurt the people beside her…
I’m starting to doubt they would do much damage. It seems aircraft in general are pretty tough and the human body is a pretty good shock absorber…
But then, we can’t really count on the intelligence of fundamentalists in general so, ya, they will probably give it a go anyway.
After all, these rocket scientists took a very powerful explosive onto the last plane (through very tight security but obviously WITHOUT EVEN A TEST DETONATION!!!) and then couldn’t figure out how to do more with it then burn the last guy’s nuts off…
Cal